>> ¶ ALL BEFORE WE SAW THE PART ¶
¶ WE CRAWL INTO THE OTHER'S
HEART ¶
¶ COME TO ME ¶
¶ WITH OPEN ARMS ¶
¶ AND DON'T YOU FEAR ¶
¶ WHAT WAITS FOR US ¶
¶ ALL WE KNOW IS ¶ ¶ THAT ONCE YOU DARE ¶
¶ TREAD THE NEW ¶
¶ ERASE YOUR PAST ¶
¶ COME ON IN ¶
¶ AGAIN YOU'RE THERE ¶
>> ¶ PARTY'S COMIN' IN ¶
¶ IT'S GONNA GET YOU RIGHT ¶
¶ GET YOU IN YOUR RIGHT RIDE
ALONE ¶
¶ COME ON, COME ON IN ¶
¶ GONNA GET YOU RIGHT ¶
¶ GONNA, GONNA GET YOU RIGHT ¶
¶ TALK IT LIKE IT IS ¶
¶ DON'T YOU PICK A FIGHT ¶
¶ IF YOU GET THIS NIGHT RIGHT,
I'LL BE YOURS ¶
¶ BUT SHE WANTS TO WIN ¶
¶ AND SHE NEVER RESTS ¶
¶ WALK DOWN INTO THE LIGHT ¶
>> ¶ ALL YOU KNOW ¶
¶ YOU SAW THE PART ¶
¶ WE CRAWLED INTO ¶
¶ EACH OTHER'S HEART ¶
¶ COME TO ME ¶
¶ WITH OPEN ARMS ¶
¶ DON'T YOU FEAR ¶
¶ WHAT WAITS FOR US ¶
>> TOPLESSNESS -- FEMALE TOPLESSNESS -- WAS DECLARED
LEGAL IN NEW YORK BACK IN 192,
WHERE THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE
STATE OF NEW YORK SAID THAT
WHERE MEN CAN BE TOPLESS, AS A
MATTER OF EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER
THE LAWS, WOMEN CAN BE TOPLESS,
TOO.
>> THIS IS A CHANNEL 2 NEWS
SPECIAL REPORT.
>> TO UPDATE YOU ON THIS
SITUATION, THERE HAS BEEN A MASS
SHOOTING AT A MOVIE THEATER JUST
OUTSIDE DENVER, COLORADO, IN
AURORA.
ACCORDING TO THE AURORA POLICE
DEPARTMENT, A GUNMAN ACTED ALONE, OPENING FIRE ON AUDIENCES
IN TWO MOVIE THEATERS,
AT THE PREMIERE OF
DARK KNIGHT RETURNS."
SO FAR, CHANNEL 2 NEWS HAS CONFIRMED THAT THERE ARE AT
LEAST 10 FATALITIES AND 20
INJURED.
WE'LL HAVE MORE INFORMATION...
>> DO YOU HAVE A POLITICAL AGENDA? >> TODAY WE WERE WRONGFULLY
ARRESTED, AS THE CHIEF OF POLICE
JUST ADMITTED.
AND WE WERE FORCED, BY LAW, TO
BE LET GO.
SO KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF OUR
BODIES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> >> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. LET'S WRAP THIS UP.
>> LIV? >> HELLO. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>> SORRY. MY NAME IS WITH.
I WRITE FOR NEWS CORP, AND I WAS
ON WALL STREET WHEN YOU WERE
ARRESTED.
>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO INTERVIEW
ME?
>> WELL, YES.
I THINK I'D LIKE TO DO A PIECE
ON YOU.
>> WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
NEXT TIME, YOU JOIN US, AND I
WILL GRANT YOU WHATEVER
INTERVIEW YOU LIKE.
>> ME TOPLESS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> WHY NOT?
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A NICE PAIR
UNDER THERE.
>> B-BECAUSE I'M A JOURNALIST,
NOT AN ACTIVIST.
>> DO YOU HAVE TO BE AN ACTIVIST
TO AGREE THAT IT'S BULLSHIT THAT
A MAN CAN WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS
ON A HOT SUMMER'S DAY AND A
WOMAN WILL GET ARRESTED FOR IT?
>> I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT LIKE THAT.
>> WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN US
NEXT TIME, AND I WILL THINK
ABOUT GIVING YOU AN INTERVIEW.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME AN
INTERVIEW, AND I'LL THINK ABOUT
JOINING YOU?
>> I WILL WIN THIS GAME.
>> NO, YOU WON'T.
>> YES, I WILL.
>> - NO, YOU WON'T. - >> YES, I WILL.
>> OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HOME. UH, I NEED TWO RENT CHECKS, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ON
THE VERGE OF SHUTTING OFF OUR
CABLE, WHICH MEANS NO INTERNET,
NO E-MAIL, NO HBO, NO CONNECTION
TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD WHATSOEVER.
>> I-I-I DON'T -- I DON'T GET
PAID TILL FRIDAY AND I HAVE LIKE
$88 TO MY NAME.
CAN YOU PLEASE PIRATE THE WI-FI
FROM NEXT DOOR?
I HAVE TO FINISH THIS, AND I
WILL -- YEAH.
>> YOU WANT ME TO PIRATE THE
WI-FI?
>> YEAH.
>> FROM NEXT DOOR?
>> YEAH.
>> MM-HMM. MAYBE YOU COULD GET A
SECOND JOB?
>> A JOB?
>> YEAH.
>> REALLY? LIKE WHAT?
>> WAITRESSING, HOSTING,
BARTENDING, STRIPPING.
STRIPPING IS A RESPECTABLE --
IT'S AN OLD PROFESSION.
>> FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN LINE FOR
EVERY JOB IN THE CITY.
AND, SECONDLY, CONCERNING THE
POLE, I CAN'T EVEN GET NAKED IN
FRONT OF PEOPLE I'M ATTRACTED
TO, LET ALONE RANDOM HUMANS
THROWING BILLS AT ME.
>> I'M NOT THE ENEMY HERE.
WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME PRISON.
>> OKAY, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
I'M JUST -- I'M DONE.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE MAD AT
ME, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT USING YOUR
INDOOR VOICE AND NOW YOU'RE
SAYING, "I'M DONE, I'M DONE, I'M
WALKING AWAY TO THE COUCH."
YOU CAN STORM OFF AND
DRAMATICALLY SIT ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE ROOM.
THAT'S FINE.
I'LL MATCH YOU ON THIS.
I'LL JUST STARE YOU DOWN UNTIL
YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
IF I DON'T SELL THIS STORY, I
>> IF I DON'T SELL THIS STORY, I PROMISE, I'M GONNA SELL MY EGGS,
IF I DON'T SELL THIS STORY, I PROMISE, I'M GONNA SELL MY EGGS, MY PLASMA, M-MY BLOOD, WHATEVER
IT TAKES.
>> YEAH.
>> I'M GONNA GET YOU THE MONEY,
OKAY?
>> ALL RIGHT, UM, SO, I JUST...
I JUST WANT TO GET SOME BASIC
FACTS OUT OF THE WAY.
>> OKAY.
BRING IT ON, REPORTER GIRL.
>> PLEASE SAY YOUR NAME AND AGE.
>> LIV. 23 YEARS YOUNG.
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> CHICAGO, BUT I'VE BEEN HERE
SINCE I WAS 17.
>> WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>> RIGHT NOW, I'M SQUATTING IN
A BASEMENT IN RED HOOK.
>> AND WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS DO?
>> THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL
HIPPIES.
>> AND DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
>> UM, I VOLUNTEER AT THIS
WEBSITE CALLED MAGIC TRANSISTOR.
IT'S REALLY COOL.
ARE YOU MARRIED?
>> ARE YOU MARRIED? >> ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
ARE YOU MARRIED? >> ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? >> NO, NO.
I-I'M JUST TRYING TO GET, YOU
KNOW, THE FULL PICTURE.
WHAT IS YOUR GOAL IN GOING
TOPLESS IN PUBLIC PLACES?
>> TO EXPOSE THE DOUBLE
STANDARD.
>> CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME THE
DOUBLE STANDARD?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
UM, WHAT I CAN'T GET MY HEAD
AROUND IS THAT THE NIPPLE IS
THE FIRST THING WE SEEN WHEN
WE'RE BORN.
IT NOURISHES US.
AND THEN SOMEHOW, THE SYMBOL OF
LIFE BECOMES ILLEGAL.
I MEAN, MY OWN MOTHER WAS KICKED
OUT OF CHURCH FOR BREASTFEEDING
ME.
AND WHAT'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING IS
THAT, WHILE WE'RE ALLOWED TO SEE
MURDER OR VIOLENCE AND WAR ON
EVERY CHANNEL, JANET JACKSON'S
NIPPLE SLIPS AND IT BECOMES THE
FUCKING CRIME OF THE CENTURY.
FURTHERMORE, I'M TRYING TO BRING
ABOUT MORE RESPONSIBLE
REPRESENTATIONS OF FEMALE
NUDITY, BECAUSE THE ONLY
REPRESENTATIONS THAT I SEE IN
MAINSTREAM CULTURE ARE ONES THAT
ARE TOTALLY HYPER-SEXUALIZED AND
ONES THAT MAKE ME QUESTION WHAT
IT MEANS TO BE A WOMAN IN MODERN
SOCIETY.
>> WOW.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN
ARRESTED?
>> NO COMMENT.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK YOU KEEP
GETTING ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING
THAT'S LEGAL IN NEW YORK?
>> BECAUSE COPS ARE MORONS.
>> SO, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?
>> IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
>> WHY DON'T YOU GET A LAWYER
NEXT TIME?
>> UM, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
MAYBE YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE OF
THAT, SINCE YOU PROMISED TO JOIN
US NEXT TIME.
>> I DID?
>> MM-HMM, YOU DID.
WHAT IF I DON'T?
>> WHAT IF I DON'T? >> I WILL DENY EVERYTHING IN
WHAT IF I DON'T? >> I WILL DENY EVERYTHING IN THIS INTERVIEW.
- THIS INTERVIEW. - >> I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO USE AN
>> I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO USE AN NFL HALFTIME SHOW AS A NEGATIVE
EXAMPLE TO TEACH MY CHILDREN.
ALLOWING TASTELESS SUPER BOWL
PROGRAMMING IS A NATIONWIDE
ENTERTAINMENT-INDUSTRY SCANDAL.
>> I EVEN HAD A PHOTOGRAPH OF 50 MEN AND WOMEN'S HEADS, AND THEN ONE WOMAN'S BREAST WAS SHOWING.
THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT, AND
I SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST BLUR
IT OUT?"
AND THEY SAID, "OH, WE DON'T
CENSOR AT THE NEW YORK TIMES."
>> RIGHT.
THERE WERE -- YOU KNOW, THERE
WERE YOUNG CHILDREN.
>> THERE WAS A 6-YEAR-OLD.
>> WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH
PEOPLE?
AND I KNOW THAT'S NOT THE MAIN
ISSUE HERE.
THE 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO DIED --
OKAY? -- SHE DIED BECAUSE SHE
WAS, UNFORTUNATELY, IN THE SAME
SPOT AS A LUNATIC.
>> YEAH, BUT SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN
AT HOME ASLEEP.
>> AT HOME ASLEEP, AT HOME
PLAYING BOARD GAMES.
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT TIME IT WAS
AND WHERE SHE WAS AT.
"BATMAN" IS A SCARY MOVIE.
- AND WHERE SHE WAS AT. - "BATMAN" IS A SCARY MOVIE.
"BATMAN" IS A SCARY MOVIE.
DISTANCE ]
>> ¶ IT'S OKAY TO GET AWAY... ¶ >> IF YOU'RE IN THIS TO CHANGE THE WORLD, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG
BUSINESS.
WE HAVE A DOZEN INTERNS WHO CAN
WRITE MORE PALATABLE STORIES FOR
COLLEGE CREDIT AND WHO WOULD
LOVE TO HAVE YOUR JOB.
IN FACT, CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK.
YOU'RE JUST NOT WORKING OUT
HERE.
>> ¶ ...CAN'T EXPLAIN ¶
¶ ALL I SEE IS ALL I SEE THE
SAME ¶
¶ THIS IS THE WAY TO "I'LL NOT FIND IT" ¶ ¶ I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY REASON ¶
¶ TILL I MEET THE DAWN ¶
>> LIV, IT'S WITH. UM, CALL ME BACK. I'M ON MY WAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU THERE?
>> ¶ I SAW THE CASE ¶ >> LIV? IT'S WITH. CALL ME BACK.
I'M ON MY WAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> HEY. OOH, SORRY.
>> I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU FOR
HOURS.
DID YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE AGAIN?
>> NO, I LIVE IN A BOMB
SHELTER AND HAVE AN EIGHTH OF
A BAR OF RECEPTION.
>> WHAT?
>> >> WHAT? OKAY, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
>> WHAT? OKAY, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. WAS THERE A TERRORIST ATTACK?
SHOULD WE FLEE?
I-I COULDN'T SELL THE STORY.
>> I-I COULDN'T SELL THE STORY. I-I-I CALLED AND I PLEADED AND I
I-I COULDN'T SELL THE STORY. I-I-I CALLED AND I PLEADED AND I BEGGED EVERYONE I KNEW.
>> WHO'S EVERYONE?
>> THE POST, THE TIMES,
INTERVIEW.
>> SO, NONE OF THE PAPARAZZI
THAT WERE THERE -- NONE OF THEM
PRINTED ANYTHING?
>> NO.
>> NOT EVEN A BLOG?
>> I TRIED.
LIV, I THINK IF YOU WANT TO
>> LIV, I THINK IF YOU WANT TO IMPACT MASS CULTURE IN AMERICA,
LIV, I THINK IF YOU WANT TO IMPACT MASS CULTURE IN AMERICA, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS TO THE
NEXT LEVEL.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GO REALLY
BIG.
NATIONAL PUBLICITY STUNTS,
VIRAL CAMPAIGNS, ARMIES OF WOMEN
IN EVERY SINGLE CITY!
I THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE SO MUCH
NOISE THAT THESE POLICYMAKERS
HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO
LISTEN.
>> WITH, I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT
AT A RESTAURANT.
WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE CASH
FOR A REVOLUTION?
>> WE'LL FIND THE MONEY.
WE'LL START A NONPROFIT.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORK!
>> WE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SNOW WHITE?
>> I'M SAYING, I JUST LOST MY
JOB OVER THIS ARTICLE.
I'M ABOUT TO GET EVICTED, AND I
HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE.
>> YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT WE
CAN CHANGE THE LAWS IN THIS
COUNTRY?
YEAH.
>> ORSON!
PLAYS ] >> ORSON! ORSON!
ORSON!
- ORSON! - >> WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
>> WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD? >> CHECK FOR FUCKIN' $5,000.
>> WHY'D YOU PUT IT ON YOUR
HEAD?
THAT'S A DUMB PLACE TO PUT A
CHECK.
>> YEAH.
LET'S GO PIG OUT, LIKE NOW.
>> OKAY. YEAH, I'M DOWN.
>> HOW MUCH OF THAT DID YOU SEE?
LIKE, ALL OF THAT, OR JUST THE
END PART?
>> DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT WE CAN CHANGE THE LAWS IN THIS COUNTRY?
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A QUOTE THAT
SUMS UP MY ENTIRE THEORY OF
LIFE?
>> OKAY.
>> "FIRST, THEY IGNORE YOU,
THEN THEY LAUGH AT YOU,
THEN THEY FIGHT YOU,
AND THEN YOU WIN."
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> MAHATMA GANDHI.
>> IT'S VERY OPTIMISTIC.
>> YEAH.
>> WE GOT MONEY
>> I MEAN, MONEY ISN'T REALLY REAL. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S
LIKE PRETTY COLORED PAPER AND
LOTS OF NUMBERS IN A COMPUTER.
>> THAT'S THE SINGLE DUMBEST
THING YOU'VE EVER SAID.
>> MONEY IS 100% REAL.
>> >> MONEY IS 100% REAL. >> WELL...
>> MONEY IS 100% REAL. >> WELL... >> IT'S THE REALEST THING I
KNOW.
>> THIS IS REAL.
>> THAT'S FOR ME?
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
FOR RENT AND CABLE AND $500 FOR
>> FOR RENT AND CABLE AND $500 FOR ALL THE TAKEOUT YOU'VE BEEN
FOR RENT AND CABLE AND $500 FOR ALL THE TAKEOUT YOU'VE BEEN BUYING.
>> WELL, I'M NOT GONNA TAKE
MONEY FOR THE TAKEOUT.
>> WHY AREN'T YOU GONNA TAKE
MONEY FOR THE TAKEOUT?
>> BECAUSE THAT'S JUST ME AS A
FRIEND BUYING YOU LUNCH OR
DINNER, WHATEVER.
>> JUST TAKE IT.
>> I'M NOT, NO, BECAUSE -- NO.
>> JUST RECEIVE.
>> FINE. OKAY.
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, AND I'LL
HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU.
- HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU. - >> OH, JIM BLACK.
>> OH, JIM BLACK. >> JIM BLACK?
WHO'S THAT?
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S THIS D.C. P.R. GUY THAT I
WORKED WITH AT THE PAPER.
FINALLY TEXTED ME BACK.
>> D.C. P.R. GUY?
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE
TEXTING A D.C. P.R. GUY?
>> I AM STARTING A FULL-SCALE
CULTURAL REVOLUTION.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YEAH.
AND I NEED HELP.
>> I --
>> AND LISTEN BEFORE YOU -- AND
IT INVOLVES A LOT OF WOMEN.
>> I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE TIME.
>> YOU --
>> HOW SINGLE ARE MOST OF THEM?
>> >> SO...
>> SO... >> HEY.
>> REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID WE
SHOULD GET A LAWYER TO COME WITH
YOU TO YOUR NEXT TOPLESS
PROTEST?
>> YEAH. THAT WAS YOUR IDEA.
>> OKAY, WELL, I LOOKED INTO
IT, AND THESE LAWYERS WHO
SPECIALIZE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH
HAVE AGREED TO REPRESENT US IN
NEW YORK AND NATIONWIDE!
>> OH, MY GOD! AAH!
FREEING NIPPLES STATE BY STATE!
AMAZING!
>> ONE BY ONE.
>> SO, ARE YOU GONNA DO IT, TOO?
>> WHAT?
>> GO TOPLESS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
SURE. MAYBE.
MAYBE, IF I'M SURROUNDED BY
OTHER WOMEN, BUT THAT'S NOT THE
POINT, LIV.
>> OKAY, OKAY. SORRY, SORRY.
SO, HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST
US?
>> $3,000 TO PUT THEM ON
RETAINER, WHICH IS A DEAL,
BELIEVE ME.
>> BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET
THAT MONEY?
>> ¶ DUNH-DUNH ¶
Wshh!
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> SEVERANCE CHECK FROM THE
PAPER -- $5,000.
CONSIDER ME YOUR FIRST INVESTOR.
>> WHOO-OOH!
>> OKAY.
>> THANK YOU, WITH.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> - THANK YOU, WITH. - >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> - YOU'RE WELCOME. - OH, WOW! UH...
OH, WOW! UH... >> UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES
WITH BEING TOPLESS IN PUBLIC
PLACES?
>> I MADE A RESOLUTION THIS YEAR
>> >> I MADE A RESOLUTION THIS YEAR TO TRY MORE NEW, SCARY THINGS.
>> - I MADE A RESOLUTION THIS YEAR TO TRY MORE NEW, SCARY THINGS. - SO, THAT SOUNDS
- TO TRY MORE NEW, SCARY THINGS. - SO, THAT SOUNDS REALLY SCARY.
SO, THAT SOUNDS REALLY SCARY. YEAH.
REALLY SCARY. YEAH. >> IT SAYS THAT YOU HAVE SPECIAL
SKILLS.
>> YEAH, UM, I KNOW FINAL CUT,
EXCEL, PHOTOSHOP, JAVA, DRUPAL.
AND MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A
BLACK PANTHER.
>> THAT'S SO COOL.
>> I READ "MALCOLM X."
>> THE DESCRIPTION SAYS
"CAMPAIGN EXPERIENCE, FILM AND
EDITING SKILLS WANTED, UH, MUST
BE COMFORTABLE WITH PUBLIC
NUDITY."
>> >> UM, CAN I BE ARRESTED?
>> YEAH.
>> UM, CAN I BE ARRESTED? >> YEAH. >> WHERE DO YOU STAND ON
PASTIES?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO
GOING UNDERCOVER INSIDE
GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATIONS TO FREE
THIS COUNTRY FROM OPPRESSION AND
CENSORSHIP?
>> FUCK YEAH.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES
GETTING TOPLESS IN PUBLIC
PLACES?
>> THANK YOU. THAT'S GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> UM, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH
FILMMAKERS.
OH, I -- I'M SORRY.
I-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS DIDN'T
SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT THAT'S GREAT
THAT YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
>> I MEAN, I GUESS I WOULD HAVE
TO TELL MY HUSBAND ABOUT IT.
>> MY TITS ARE IN.
>> I'M FREE TOMORROW.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
GREAT.
>> GREAT.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE WE FUCKED? >> IT'S WORKING.
>> OFFICERS, EXCUSE ME.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> THESE WOMEN ARE MY CLIENTS,
AND WE HAVE LEGAL PERMITS FOR
THIS DEMONSTRATION.
NOW, ACCORDING TO STATUTE
245.01, THE COURT OF APPEALS OF
NEW YORK HAS RULED THAT THE
EXPOSURE OF A BARE FEMALE BREAST
VIOLATES NO EXPOSURE LAWS.
AND SO, ON BEHALF OF MY CLIENTS
FOR THE VIOLATION OF THIS
STATUTE, I'M OFFICIALLY ISSUING
YOU A LAWSUIT FOR THEIR WRONGFUL
ARREST ON WALL STREET,
SEPTEMBER 15, 2012.
>> SUING THEM FOR $10 MILLION, HMM?
>> I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A P.R.
STUNT.
IT'LL PROBABLY GET THROWN OUT.
OUR LAWYERS THOUGHT IT WOULD
LURE THE PRESS INTO COVERING IT.
>> SHOULD'VE CALLED ME.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> OH, YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE
LEAKED IT TO REUTERS.
IN SECONDS, YOU COULD'VE BEEN
OUT TO 150 COUNTRIES IN 60
LANGUAGES.
I THINK YOU ARE TAPPING INTO THE
FIRST, AND PROBABLY MOST
IMPORTANT AMENDMENT TO THE
CONSTITUTION -- FREEDOM OF
RELIGION, FREEDOM OF SPEECH,
PRESS, ASSEMBLY.
DO YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE 37th IN
THE PRESS FREEDOM INDEX?
THERE ARE OTHER 36 COUNTRIES
THAT HAVE A FREER PRESS THAN WE
DO -- 36.
>> WHO'S THE WORST? NORTH KOREA?
>> ERITREA.
IT'S A LITTLE TINY COUNTRY IN
EAST AFRICA NEAR THE RED SEA.
>> JIM?
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE -- THAT
YOU'RE CRAZY BUSY, BUT WE NEED
SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS THIS WORLD,
SOMEBODY THAT CAN HELP US
CONNECT THE DOTS.
WE NEED A CONSIGLIERE, A YODA.
>> A YODA?
THAT'S SOME BIG SHOES TO FILL.
>> YEAH.
>> I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS
GONNA SIT IN THE BIG BAD WORLD.
>> YEAH.
>> HOW'S THE PAPER?
>> OH, I'M DONE WORKING FOR
DINOSAURS.
>> YOU QUIT.
>> NO, I GOT FIRED.
>> OH.
FUCK 'EM.
OKAY, WITH, HERE'S WHAT I CAN
DO.
LET ME PERCOLATE ON IT.
I-IF SOMETHING SIFTS TO THE TOP,
I'LL GIVE YOU A BUZZ.
OKAY?
- I'LL GIVE YOU A BUZZ. - OKAY?
OKAY?
>> HE'S PERCOLATING. >> DEFINE "PERCOLATING." >> I MEAN, HIS SCHEDULE'S NUTS,
BUT HE'S GONNA MAKE IT WORK.
>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS HUGE.
WE'RE IN!
>> YEAH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU
COLORING?
>> I'M COLOR-CODING THE STATES
THAT WOMEN CAN LEGALLY BE
TOPLESS IN.
>> HOW MANY STATES IN AMERICA IS
THE NIPPLE ACTUALLY LEGAL?
>> 12.
>> ALL RIGHT, NIPS. THIS IS OUR HIT LIST.
>> WHOA. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
>> WELL, IT'S A LIST OF 32 GOOD
AND BAD GUYS THAT WE'RE TARGETING AS OF NOW.
>> MADONNA?
LADY GAGA?
KATIE COURIC?
>> FOR A CAMPAIGN OF THIS
MAGNITUDE, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO
FORM A COALITION OF LIKE-MINDED
ORGANIZATIONS AND REACH OUT TO
HIGH-PROFILE PEOPLE WHO WILL
CHAMPION OUR CAUSE IN THE MEDIA.
>> HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO JUST
REACH OUT TO THESE HUGE ICONIC
NAMES?
>> EASY.
WE JUST CALL THEIR HANDLERS,
THEIR HUMANS, AND SAY, "HEY, WE
ARE ON THE FRONT LINES, FIGHTING
FOR YOUR FREEDOM.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE US
10 MINUTES OF YOUR CLIENT'S
TIME?
THEN LET KARMA FALL WHERE IT
MAY."
>> THAT'S A REALLY NICE THEORY,
BUT BACK HERE ON EARTH, WHAT
MAKES YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE
EVEN GONNA TALK TO US?
>> CALI, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
IS HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING REAL.
OUR CURRENCY IS MEANING.
>> YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
>> NO, I'M NOT JOKING.
I MEAN, EVEN ICONS -- ICONS WHO
HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD --
AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY
REALIZE ALL THEY HAVE IS
THEMSELVES.
THEY WANT MEANING IN THEIR
LIVES.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT THEY
CAN'T BUY, BUT WE CAN GIVE IT
TO THEM.
- TO THEM. - >> HEY, WE HAVE THAT MEETING.
>> >> HEY, WE HAVE THAT MEETING. >> WHAT MEETING?
>> HEY, WE HAVE THAT MEETING. >> WHAT MEETING? >> UH, THAT MEETING WITH THE
INVESTORS.
>> OH.
OH, WITH THE INVESTOR, YEAH.
OKAY, GREAT.
SO, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
>> SEE YOU GUYS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> MAYBE I'LL TAKE, LIKE...
>> THAT GIRL IS A BUTTON-PUSHER.
>> IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S HER PROGRAMMING.
SHE JUST NEEDS A NEW OPERATING
SYSTEM.
>> SHE'S A CONTRADICTARIAN.
>> SHE'S WORKING HER ASS OFF FOR
FREE.
>> WHATEV.
SHE CANNOT BE TALKING TO US LIKE
THAT IN FRONT OF THE PEEPS.
>> OKAY.
>> ROOFTOP?
>> ROOFTOP. LET'S GO.
>> - ROOFTOP? - >> ROOFTOP. LET'S GO.
>> - ROOFTOP. LET'S GO. - >> ¶ JUST NOW, YOU TOOK AWAY MY
>> ¶ JUST NOW, YOU TOOK AWAY MY BREATH ¶
¶ I CAN'T FEEL THE WIND ¶
¶ I'LL LEARN ¶
>> ¶ I'LL LEARN ¶
>> >> ¶ I'LL LEARN ¶ >> "A DREAM YOU DREAM ALONE IS
>> ¶ I'LL LEARN ¶ >> "A DREAM YOU DREAM ALONE IS ONLY A DREAM.
A DREAM YOU DREAM TOGETHER IS A
REALITY."
>> DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?
>> NAH, IT'S JOHN LENNON.
>> DO YOU REALIZE YOU QUOTE SOME
GENIUS AT LEAST TWICE A DAY?
>> I'M SORRY.
I JUST LOVE QUOTES.
I LOVE THEIR TIMELESSNESS.
I LOVE HOW THEY CAN LIFT
PEOPLE'S MINDS, YOU KNOW?
>> SO, WE'RE NOT FIRING HER?
>> NO.
>> - SO, WE'RE NOT FIRING HER? - >> NO.
>> - NO. - >> ¶ WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ¶
>> ¶ WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ¶ ¶ THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DO TO
ME ¶
¶ MMM, MMM, MMM ¶
>> WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING A
BRA?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE MIGHT SEE.
>> WHO CARES IF PEOPLE SEE?
THAT'S THE POINT.
>> WHATEVER.
JUST STAY THERE.
>> WITH, ISN'T THE POINT THAT
PEOPLE SEE?
I --
>> I --
I -- THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES.
>> THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES.
THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES. >> DROP THE BRA.
>> >> DROP THE BRA. FREE YOUR MIND.
>> DROP THE BRA. FREE YOUR MIND. >> DROP THE BRA.
>> JUST LIKE THAT?
>> JUST LIKE THAT!
>> ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
>> WHOO!
>> WHOO-OOH!
>> WHOO-OO!
WHOO-OO-OO!
>> YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE YOUR
OPTIMISM, BUT YOU DO REALIZE
THAT SOCIETIES AND RELIGIONS
HAVE BEEN OPPRESSING WOMEN FOR
COUNTLESS MILLENNIA.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE
OVERNIGHT.
HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT HUMANS
AND ANIMALS AND EVEN BUGS, AT
A DEEP DNA LEVEL, THEY WANT TO
BE FREE.
>> I'M JUST MERELY CURIOUS AS TO
WHY YOU THINK THAT YOU -- WE --
CAN CHANGE SOMETHING THAT HAS
NEVER BEEN ABLE TO HAVE BEEN
CHANGED IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
WHY US? WHY NOW?
WHAT MAKES US SO UNIQUE?
>> WE LIVE IN A TECHNOLOGICAL
AGE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, WHERE ONE
IDEA CAN REACH MORE PEOPLE IN
ONE WEEK THAN JESUS, BUDDHA, OR
MOSES CAN REACH IN OVER
THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> LET'S BE CAREFUL OF COMPARING
OURSELVES TO BUDDHA AND JESUS,
OKAY?
BESIDES, THAT'S ALL RELATIVE.
THERE ARE WAY MORE PEOPLE ON
THIS EARTH NOW THAN THERE WERE
5,000 YEARS AGO.
>> YEAH, BUT AT THE RATE YOU CAN
REACH PEOPLE OVERNIGHT IS IN THE
MILLIONS.
I MEAN, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN
EGYPT.
THAT STARTED WITH ONE GUY AND
ONE FACEBOOK PAGE.
>> I'M NOT SURE HOW ACCURATE
THAT STATEMENT IS, BUT, LISTEN,
IN POLITICAL MOVEMENTS,
ESPECIALLY, THE LINES BETWEEN
DELUSION AND REALITY CAN BECOME
VERY BLURRY.
SO HOW ABOUT I WILL STAY
REALISTIC AND YOU TWO STAY
OPTIMISTIC, AND WE MEET
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE?
>> I FUCKING LOVE THIS
ICE CREAM.
>> I THINK THE POSTER SHOULD
LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF ELLE'S
STREET ART.
>> I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE WHO
KNOWS HER.
WANT ANY TEXT ON THE POSTER?
TAG LINE?
FREE THE NIPPLE.
>> RIGHT.
"FREE THE NIPPLE" IT IS, THEN.
>> YEAH!
>> >> YEAH!
>> - YEAH! - >> DUDE, WE SERIOUSLY NEED A
>> DUDE, WE SERIOUSLY NEED A BIGGER PLACE TO WORK.
I MEAN, ONE BATHROOM?
THERE'S NO WORKSPACES.
IT'S LIKE A MINI BIG BROTHER IN
HERE.
>> I KNOW, YOU'RE PREACHING TO
THE CHOIR.
BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
YOU WANT TO GO WORK OUTSIDE?
YOU WANT TO WORK ON THE ROOF?
WHAT?
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
IT'S STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION,
BUT WE NEEDED A BIGGER SPACE,
SO...
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? THINGS AREN'T REALLY TOGETHER
YET...
>> BUT WE HAVE IT FOR FREE FOR
AS LONG AS WE WANT.
>> WHAT?
>> TOO RUSTIC, HUH?
>> WHEN CAN WE MOVE IN?
>> NOW.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> - REALLY? - >> YEAH.
>> - YEAH. - >> WHOO-HOO!
>> WHOO-HOO! >> WE'RE INSIDE A POOL!
>> THE FIRST FILM I MAKE HERE WAS
WORD-FOR-WORD, SCENE-BY-SCENE
REMAKE OF A FILM I DO IN EUROPE.
- REMAKE OF A FILM I DO IN EUROPE. - BUT AFTER WE LOCK PICTURE, MPAA
BUT AFTER WE LOCK PICTURE, MPAA DESTROY.
THEY TAKE OUT THE NUDITY, DRUG,
YOU KNOW, ANYTHING THAT WAS TOO
REAL.
>> BUT W-WHY -- WHY DID YOU LET
THEM DO THAT?
>> YOU GET NC-17 IS, LIKE,
PORNOGRAPHY, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, THEATER DON'T RELEASE,
NO DVD, NO WALMART.
>> I MEAN, HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE IN A FUCKING COMMUNIST
COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU'RE NOT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, YOU
ALL THE TIME HEAR AMERICA IS
HOME OF THE FREE.
BUT AFTER I WORK HERE, I THINK
IS MORE REPRESSED THAN I
IMAGINED.
>> EXCUSE ME, BUT WE'RE READY
FOR YOU.
>> YES. I'M SORRY.
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
BERT SENDS ME A VIDEO.
VERY GOOD. I LIKE.
SO, YOU NEED MONEY?
>> OH, UH, YEAH.
MONEY WOULD BE GREAT.
>> HOW MUCH YOU NEED, AND WHAT
YOU NEEDS THIS FOR?
>> ¶ OOH OOH ¶
>> ¶ I WANT TO BE OUT... ¶
>> HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE UP
AGAINST.
IN 1980, RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS
MOBILIZED AND PUT REAGAN IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
BASICALLY, FROM THAT MOMENT, THE
REPUBLICANS MADE AN ALLIANCE
WITH THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT.
AND WHEN PURITANS START
MANIPULATING POLITICIANS AND
HIJACKING GOVERNMENT, THAT'S
WHEN CENSORSHIP LAWS GET WEIRD.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
LET'S SAY THERE IS A TELEVISION
SHOW LIKE "SKINS," WHERE YOU
HAVE TEENAGERS HAVING SEX,
INGESTING DRUGS, ET CETERA,
ET CETERA.
>> I LIKE THAT SHOW.
>> HERE'S WHY IT'S NO LONGER ON
IN THE U.S.
GROUPS LIKE THE PTC RALLY THEIR
RELIGIOUS BASE TO SEND E-MAILS
AND PHONE CALLS TO D.C., TO THE
FCC, TO THE PRESS, TO THE
NETWORKS, AND IN "SKINS'" CASE,
MTV.
THE SPONSORS FREAK OUT.
THEY PULL THEIR ADS.
MTV FREAKS OUT.
NO MORE MONEY?
PURITANICAL IDEOLOGY, MEET
COMMERCE.
SHOW'S OFF THE AIR.
>> BUT, JIM, HOW DO WE GO UP
AGAINST THESE HUGE GOLIATH
INSTITUTIONS?
I MEAN, I JUST FEEL THAT WE'RE
SLIGHTLY OUTGUNNED HERE.
>> O-OKAY.
FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND IS, THIS IS NOT ABOUT
FIGHTING.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE SHE MEANT
METAPHORICALLY.
>> METAPHORICALLY, LITERALLY,
YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT THIS
IDEA OF FIGHTING.
WHATEVER YOU FIGHT GROWS
STRONGER.
>> THAT'S VERY ZEN OF YOU, BUT
I'M ASKING HOW DO WE CHANGE THE
CENSORSHIP LAWS IN AMERICA.
>> THIS IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS.
THIS IS ABOUT THE HEARTS AND
MINDS OF THE PEOPLE.
YOU WANT TO SHAKE THINGS UP?
TAKE A PAGE OUT OF THE
CHRISTIAN RIGHT'S BOOK.
USE THE SAME TACTICS THEY EMPLOY
ON YOUR CAUSE.
WE'RE A PRODUCT OF THIS
PURITANICAL CULTURE, BUT LET ME
ASK YOU THIS.
WHO DO YOU THINK RUNS THE WORLD?
>> THE 1%.
>> NO.
>> THE ILLUMINATI.
>> NO.
>> YOU DO -- THE PEOPLE.
WHEN THE MASSES ALIGN...
ROME FALLS, EGYPT FALLS,
IT ALL FALLS DOWN.
>> IN THEORY, BUT --
>> NO, NOT IN THEORY!
IN REAL TIME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ALL THOSE
LITTLE RELIGIOUS GROUPS ACROSS
THE GREAT UNWASHED ARE MADE OF?
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.
WHAT YOU NEED IS A
STATE-OF-THE-ART CAMPAIGN THAT
WILL BE THE BUTTERFLY WING THAT
WILL TRIGGER THE TSUNAMI OF
SIGNATURES TO PETITIONS YOU
DRIVE TO WASHINGTON VIA
SOCIAL MEDIA.
WHEN YOU REACH YOUR CRITICAL
MASS, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE
PRESS -- CNN, FOX, THE BBC.
I'LL MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS, AND
SUDDENLY, THE GREAT MEDIA
MONSTER'S EYES WILL TURN TOWARDS
YOU...
FOR 15 MINUTES...
MAYBE 15 SECONDS.
IN THAT MOMENT, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA SAY?
>> WE RESEARCHED THE NAME
"TOPLESS WARRIORS," AND IT'S
ALREADY BEING TAKEN BY SOME
GROUP IN RUSSIA.
>> WHAT?
YOU FUCKING MY TITS?
>> ORSON!
>> HEY. WHAT'S UP?
>> TALK TO ME.
WHO ARE THESE GIRLS?
>> UH, THESE ARE FEMEN.
ACCORDING TO THIS SITE, THEY
HAVE OVER 300 MEMBERS, AND
THEY'VE PROTESTED ISSUES RANGING
FROM THE PLIGHT OF THE
UKRAINIAN PROSTITUTE TO THE
ELECTION OF PRESIDENT PUTIN.
>> WOW.
THESE HUMANS ARE HARDCORE.
>> HOW DID THEY GET SO MUCH
PRESS?
>> THEY'RE SMART.
THEY TARGET HIGH-PROFILE
INTERNATIONAL EVENTS LIKE DAVOS
AND ELECTIONS.
THEY HIT THE VATICAN. WOW.
>> WE NEED TO DO THAT.
>> WHAT?
>> STORM HIGH-PROFILE LANDMARKS
WITH THOUSANDS OF TOPLESS WOMEN.
>> WHAT'S THE EQUIVALENT TO THE
VATICAN IN AMERICA?
>> ST. PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL?
>> PROBABLY THE WHITE HOUSE.
>> YES! WE NEED TO INVADE D.C.
>> UH, WITH?
>> CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR A
SECOND?
>> YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD.
WOULD YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING?
>> YEAH.
COULD YOU GRAB SOME DUNKAROOS?
>> DUNKAROOS. WHAT'S THAT?
>> THOSE LITTLE COOKIES THAT YOU
DIP INTO MILK.
>> COOKIE WITH THE KANGAROO.
>> THEY'RE SHAPED IN A KANGAROO,
AND YOU DROP THEM INTO THE --
>> THE KANGAROO JUMPS INTO THE
CREAM.
>> THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE, UM...
>> THEY'RE --
>> I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
COME ON.
>> OKAY.
>> GET WHATEVER VARIETIES THEY
HAVE -- CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA.
>> AND SOME -- SOME STRING
CHEESE.
>> WE SHOULD TRY TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH THAT PORN STAR THAT'S IN
PARLIAMENT, TOO.
>> WHAT'S UP? >> NOTHING. >> COME ON.
>> WELL, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
>> YEAH?
>> ROZ, TELL HER.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> I-I RAN THE NUMBERS ON THE
INVOICES AND THE RECEIPTS, AND
AS OF NOW, WE'RE DOWN TO
$397.21.
AND, GIRLS, IF WE'RE SERIOUSLY
PLANNING ON PRODUCING A CAMPAIGN
WITH THOUSANDS OF WOMEN IN D.C.,
WE'RE GOING TO NEED REAL MONEY,
OR THIS WHOLE THING IS GOING TO
FALL APART.
>> OKAY.
THE UNIVERSE IS NOT GOING TO
FALL APART, CHICKEN LITTLE.
THE UNIVERSE HAS A PLAN.
IN QUANTUM PHYSICS, THEY HAVE
PROVEN THAT SPACE AND TIME ARE
ILLUSIONS.
SO, IF TIME DOESN'T REALLY
EXIST, THEN THE IMPACT THAT WE
ARE GOING TO MAKE, WE'VE ALREADY
MADE.
AND EVERYTHING THAT WE ARE GOING
TO DO, WE'VE ALREADY DONE.
>> LIV, I DON'T NEED THE
CARL SAGAN EXPLANATION.
>> EXACTLY.
>> ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS, DO WE
HAVE MONEY?
BECAUSE, LIKE, THE WALL -- WE'RE
AT IT.
>> I-I... I HAVE TO START LOOKING FOR A JOB, SERIOUSLY.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING ANYMORE.
>> WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A
REVOLUTION.
YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.
>> I HAVE TO PAY RENT IN FOUR
DAYS, AND MY PHONE'S ABOUT TO
GET CUT OFF.
>> WITH, YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE
LUXURY OF A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
RIGHT NOW.
>> WE'RE OUT OF MONEY AND WE
NEED A PLAN.
>> WELL, CALI HAD AN IDEA, BUT,
WELL...
>> BUT WHAT?
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW
THOSE WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO GET PEOPLE TO
CARE ABOUT YOUR CAUSE, AND THEY
CAN DONATE TO YOU?
-- YEAH, LIKE KICKSTARTER.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
WELL, WE COULD MAKE A VIRAL
VIDEO RIGHT NOW IF WE WANTED TO.
WE'VE GOT iPHONES.
>> AND SHOOT WHAT?
>> ALL RIGHT, HEADS, I RUN
TOPLESS THROUGH TIMES SQUARE AND
YOU FILM.
TAILS, YOU RUN TOPLESS THROUGH
TIMES SQUARE AND I FILM YOU.
>> NO. NO. NO!
I MEAN, IN FRONT OF YOU IS ONE
THING, BUT IN FRONT OF COMPLETE
STRANGERS, I MEAN, THAT'S IN MY
TOP 10 WORST FEARS EVER, RIGHT
NEXT TO BEING BURIED ALIVE.
>> NO.
>> NO, WHAT?
>> NO!
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BE HALFWAY
PREGNANT.
YOU CAN'T BE HALF-COMMITTED
EITHER.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, YES OR NO?
>> ALL RIGHT! FLIP THE FUCKING COIN!
>> ¶ FREE THE NIPPLE IF YOU DARE TO ¶
¶ LIFE IS ALL TOO SHORT ¶
¶ GATHER 'ROUND THE GALLANT
BABY ¶
¶ YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD ¶
¶ FREE THE NIPPLE, EVERYONE WHO
KEEPS AN OPEN DOOR ¶ ¶ THEY ARE FREE TO LEAD YOU INTO
THEIR UNIVERSE ¶
¶ AH AH ¶
¶ OH OH ¶
¶ AH AH ¶
¶ OH ¶
¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
>> HEY.
HEY. THIS IS THE BEST BET EVER.
NOW I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
>> YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK?
- NOW I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. - >> YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK?
>> - YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK? - >> ¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
¶ DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST TO LET IT GO ¶ ¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
¶ YEAH ¶
¶ DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST TO
LET IT GO ¶
>> GET THEM!
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
>> AAH!
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
RUN! GO ON!
>> RUN! GO ON! RUN! RUN, RUN, RUN!
RUN! GO ON! RUN! RUN, RUN, RUN! GO!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
COME ON.
>> HEY, HEY.
HEY.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
DOING.
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HOW BAD IS IT?
>> IT'S BAD.
>> THEY'RE CHARGING HER WITH
DISTURBING THE PEACE, RESISTING
ARREST, RECKLESS ASSAULT.
>> RECKLESS ASSAULT FOR WHAT?
>> HOW MUCH IS THE BAIL?
>> $25,000.
>> $25,000?!
WITH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> TO BAIL HER OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
>> IS THERE ANY WAY AROUND
>> >> IS THERE ANY WAY AROUND PAYING FOR THIS PERMIT, JIM?
>> IS THERE ANY WAY AROUND PAYING FOR THIS PERMIT, JIM? I HAVE A MONEY PROBLEM.
>> OH, YOU COULD CALL IT
PERFORMANCE ART AND GET A PERMIT
TO SET UP A TEMPORARY ART MUSEUM
FOR FREE.
>> THAT'S BRILLIANT!
WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT TO BEGIN
WITH?
>> IT'S RISKY.
MOST CURATORS DON'T WANT THE
CONTROVERSY.
THERE'S NO GUARANTEE YOU'LL GET
THE PERMIT.
WITH? YOU THERE?
>> JIM, LET'S DO IT.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> YES.
>> WE REQUIRE A 10% DEPOSIT.
SO, FOR YOU, THAT'S $2,500.
AS SOON AS WE -- AS SOON AS WE
GET THE CHECK FROM YOU, WE CAN
GET HER OUT OF THERE.
>> THANKS.
>> YEAH.
>> ROZ, HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE
HAVE IN THE BANK?
>> THE NEXT CHECK JUST CLEARED.
IT'S, LIKE, $1.500
>> YOU CANNOT USE THAT MONEY FOR
BAIL.
THAT MONEY IS FOR D.C.
>> WE'RE GETTING HER OUT.
SHE'S THE REASON THIS WHOLE
THING STARTED.
>> I SHOULD BE THE ONE IN JAIL.
>> SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
JEOPARDIZE OUR ENTIRE PLAN TO
GET LIV OUT OF JAIL?
>> NO, THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.
WE CAN GET PERMITS FOR FREE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I SPOKE TO JIM, AND HE SAID
THAT IF WE GET MUSEUMS TO
SPONSOR US, WE'LL BE FINE.
>> AND IF WE CAN'T?
>> THEN THAT'S -- THAT'S A RISK
I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
>> OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL.
WE ALL LOVE LIV.
>> THIS IS MUCH BIGGER THAN HER
NOW.
OKAY? YOU CANNOT DO THIS.
>> I'M NOT LETTING HER STAY IN
JAIL ONE MORE HOUR, AND THAT'S
FINAL.
>> THAT'S FINAL?
WHO SAYS?
>> I SAY.
NOT HAPPY? WALK AWAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO RIGHT
NOW.
I'M GONNA WALK AWAY.
>> WHAT?! CALI, STOP!
>> DON'T.
>> - WHAT?! CALI, STOP! - >> DON'T.
>> - DON'T. - >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE NEED HER.
>> WE DON'T NEED CALI.
WE NEED LIV.
>> WE STILL NEED ANOTHER $1,000!
>> ARE YOU OKAY? WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL
NIGHT!
EVERY REVOLUTION MEETS
RESISTANCE, AND THAT'S WHEN
THINGS GET REAL.
>> ROZ, I APPRECIATE THE
HALF-TIME SPEECH, BUT WE'RE
BROKE AND LIV IS IN JAIL
INDEFINITELY.
WE'RE DONE.
THE WHOLE THING JUST...
IT'S DEAD.
>> IT'S NOT DEAD.
IT JUST GOT HIT BY A FREIGHT
TRAIN, SURE, BUT IT IS NOT DEAD.
WITH...
DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHY YOU
HIRED ME?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
'CAUSE YOU'RE COOL AND YOU WERE
WILLING TO WORK FOR FREE.
>> NO.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN READ MY RéSUMé.
BEFORE THIS, I THREW EVENTS AND
FUNDRAISERS.
LIKE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.
LIV IS A POLITICAL PRISONER.
THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GET
PEOPLE TOGETHER TO THROW A BAIL
PARTY.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
WE JUST GET A VENUE...
SOME CHEAP LIQUOR AND FOOD,
AND -- BOOM -- SHE'S OUT OF
JAIL.
>> BOOM.
>> YEAH, BOOM.
NOW, GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE
FLOOR.
OUR FEARLESS LEADER IS PROBABLY
ROTTING IN A JAIL CELL...
>> OKAY.
>> ...ON A DIRTY, URINE-STAINED
FLOOR, GETTING GANG-BANGED.
>> "OH, LIV! LIV!
OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY!"
>> COME ON!
LET THIS BE YOUR MOTIVATION.
GET UP.
>> WE ARE ORGANIZING A MASSIVE
PROTEST WITH THOUSANDS OF TOPLESS WOMEN IN D.C.
>> BUT THE REAL GOAL IS TO GET
ON THE FLOOR OF CONGRESS, SPEAK
TO THEM ABOUT THE FACT THAT
THERE ARE THESE CENSORSHIP
GIANTS THAT CONTROL THE FLOW OF
NUDITY AND VIOLENCE INTO OUR
THEATERS AND OUR TELEVISIONS.
>> YES.
>> I THINK YOU'D BE A GREAT ALLY
FOR OUR CAUSE.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
HEY, WITH? COME HERE.
ORSON.
GUYS, THIS IS DAVE.
DAVE, WITH AND ORSON.
>> HOW'S IT GOIN', MAN?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> DAVE IS AN INVESTOR, AND HIS
FAMILY IS IN THE BEEF AND CATTLE
INDUSTRY.
AND HE'S REALLY INTERESTED IN
HELPING US OUT.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM ABOUT
WHAT WE'RE DOING?
>> YEAH, SO, WE ARE TRYING TO
HACK SOCIAL MEDIA, DEMOCRATIZE
THE INTERNET.
WE'RE TRYING TO JUST KILL
CENSORSHIP ONCE AND FOR ALL IN
THIS COUNTRY.
>> AND THE LEADER OF OUR
MOVEMENT GOT ARRESTED FOR A
PUBLIC STUNT.
>> YES.
>> BAIL IS $25,000, SO WE'RE
TRYING TO RAISE SOME MONEY TO
GET HER OUT.
>> AWESOME.
>> WHY DON'T I GET YOU A DRINK?
DO YOU WANT A DRINK?
LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.
MISS BARTENDER?
DO YOU HAVE ANY EVERCLEAR?
>> SURE.
>> WITH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I WANT YOU TO MEET -- SO,
ALEXANDRA, THIS IS WITH AND...
>> PIPI.
>> PIPI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> SO, WE'RE HELPING THEM RAISE
MONEY FOR THE CAMPAIGN AND NOW,
IT WOULD SEEM, FOR TRIAL AND
BAIL MONEY TOO, YEAH?
>> SO, TELL ABOUT THE
>> >> SO, TELL ABOUT THE REVOLUTION.
>> SO, TELL ABOUT THE REVOLUTION. >> IT'S NOT EXACTLY REVOLUTION,
SEE, BECAUSE REVOLUTION --
>> PARDON?
>> BECAUSE REVOLUTION --
REVOLUTION IMPLIES REVOLVE --
LIKE SOMETHING THAT SPINS BUT
COMES BACK TO THE SAME PLACE.
WE WANT TO TRANSCEND THAT.
IT'S TIME TO EVOLVE.
>> YEAH, THIS IS MORE OF AN
EVOLUTION, NEXT LEVEL -- A
CULTURAL OPERATING-SYSTEM
UPGRADE.
>> HELLO.
>> HI. I'M DRUNK.
>> ME TOO. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> THIS IS MY FRIEND.
I'M GONNA TAKE HER AWAY FOR A
MOMENT, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
>> OKAY, VERY GOOD.
HAVE FUN. ONWARD AND UPWARD.
YES.
- HAVE FUN. ONWARD AND UPWARD. - YES.
- >> ORSON, BUY YOU A DRINK.
>> ORSON, BUY YOU A DRINK. >> I HEARD THAT.
CAN I GET ANOTHER WHISKEY,
PLEASE?
>> HEY, HOW GOES THE REVOLUTION?
>> WE RAISED $450, BUT HER
BAIL'S $25,000.
WE STILL HAVE TO PAY THE BOND
AND HIRE A LAWYER.
>> NO. NO, NO, JIM, STOP. PLEASE, YOU'VE HELPED ME OUT SO
MUCH.
STOP.
>> OH, CUT IT OUT.
>> UH...
>> YEAH.
JUST FILL IT OUT FOR WHAT YOU
NEED.
DON'T GO CRAZY.
OKAY! GET BACK.
KIDDO, COME ON.
I LOVE YOU, TOO. COME ON.
- KIDDO, COME ON. - I LOVE YOU, TOO. COME ON.
- >> I'M SO EXCITED.
>> I'M SO EXCITED.
>> HEY!
>> >> HEY! >> LOOK AT THAT!
>> HEY! >> LOOK AT THAT! A VISION.
>> - LOOK AT THAT! - A VISION.
>> YAY! >> WHOO!
>> YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMANS ON EARTH.
I LOVE YOU ALL UNCONDITIONALLY.
>> GIVE CALI AND ROZ SOME LOVE.
THEY'RE THE REAL REASON WHY
YOU'RE OUT OF PRISON.
>> I'M SORRY... FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH... ALL THE TIME.
DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
>> OH.
GUESS I HAVE TO.
OH! EW!
>> SLIMY, GREASY FUCKIN' KISS.
>> >> SLIMY, GREASY FUCKIN' KISS. I KNEW YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME.
>> - SLIMY, GREASY FUCKIN' KISS. - I KNEW YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME.
- SHE DID.
SHE DID. YOU TOTALLY DID.
OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS MAKE-- THAT
WAS MAKE-OUT SESSION.
>> CALI, WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH D.C.? >> I'M TRYING TO GET THE PERMITS
FOR 10,000 WOMEN AT THE
LINCOLN MEMORIAL.
>> WHY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL?
>> MLK, FORREST GUMP.
IT'S THE VENUE.
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO
GET ON THE FLOORS OF CONGRESS.
>> WITH?
D.C. IS A FUCKING LOGISTICAL
NIGHTMARE.
OKAY? IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
HELLO?
>> READY TO SEE SOME PROPAGANDA?
>> I WANT TO SEE, I WANT TO SEE.
>> YAY!
>> OH!
>> >> OH! >> SEE THOSE STICKERS!
>> OH! >> SEE THOSE STICKERS! >> I FINALLY GOT AHOLD OF ELLE,
AND SHE REQUESTED A MEETING WITH
YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD, YOU GOT ELLE?
>> YOU GOT ELLE?
>> WHO'S ELLE?
SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
>> SHE'S NEXT UP.
>> >> SHE'S NEXT UP. BOMIT. BANKSY.
>> SHE'S NEXT UP. BOMIT. BANKSY. THE LONDON POLICE.
SHE'S THE NEXT BULLET IN THE
BARREL.
SO, WHEN ARE YOU FREE TO MEET?
>> NOW.
>> YAY!
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> YEAH!
>> SO, MILK'S DRIVING US TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. YOU NEED TO PUT THIS SKI MASK
ON, ALL RIGHT?
>> YOU'RE SAFE. YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF.
SO, KILO TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE ORGANIZING A BIG EVENT IN D.C. >> YEAH, WELL, WE'RE PLANNING ON
GETTING PERMITS FOR 10,000
TOPLESS WOMEN TO ASSEMBLE AT THE
LINCOLN MEMORIAL, AND WE WOULD
LOVE FOR YOU TO GET INVOLVED IN
ANY POSSIBLE WAY.
>> WHEN IS IT?
>> WE'RE TRYING TO DO IT BEFORE
THE ELECTIONS.
>> HMM.
HERE'S WHAT I CAN DO.
A WEEK BEFORE YOUR EVENT, I CAN
TRIGGER MY TEAMS TO CARPET-BOMB
AND TAG THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE
AREA.
>> WOW.
>> BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM.
>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, WHAT'S...
>> WHAT'S YOUR IDENTITY?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
FREE THE NIPPLE?
>> YEAH.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
>> I MEAN, IT'S A CATCHY PHRASE.
I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND, BUT IT'S
A TAG LINE.
IT'S NOT AN IDENTITY.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I THINK YOU
ARE?
>> YEAH.
"GIRLRILLAZ." I LOVE IT. >> FUCKIN' BRILLIANT.
- I LOVE IT. - >> FUCKIN' BRILLIANT.
>> - FUCKIN' BRILLIANT. - >> BASTA, PER FAVORE.
>> BASTA, PER FAVORE. I AM AWARE THAT THE VATICAN ARE
ACCUSING MY SHOW OF BEING
SINFUL AND BLASPHEMOUS.
I DO NOT ENDORSE A WAY OF LIFE,
BUT DESCRIBE ONE.
AND THE AUDIENCE IS LEFT TO MAKE
ITS OWN DECISIONS AND JUDGMENTS.
THIS IS WHAT I CONSIDER FREEDOM
OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF
EXPRESSION, AND FREEDOM OF
THOUGHT.
IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN THESE
FREEDOMS, YOU, THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH, ARE IMPRISONING
EVERYONE'S MINDS.
>> I WOULD HAVE THAT WOMAN'S
BABIES.
>> DO YOU THINK WE'LL ACTUALLY
GET TO MADONNA?
>> IF IT'S IN THE STARS.
>> OH, NO MORE QUOTES.
>> READY? COME ON.
>> IT'S FOR OUR D.C. SPEECH.
ALL RIGHT.
"IN A COUNTRY WHERE OBSCENITY IS
DEFINED, IN LARGE, BY THINGS
SEXUAL INSTEAD OF THINGS RELATED
TO WAR AND KILLING AND HATRED,
WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THAT?"
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> HUGH HEFNER.
>> I LOVE IT, BUT HE'S A
PORNOGRAPHER.
>> WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HATE
THIS QUOTE.
"I THINK THE REAL OBSCENITY
COMES FROM RAISING OUR YOUTH TO
BELIEVE THAT SEX IS BAD AND UGLY
AND DIRTY, AND YET IT IS HEROIC
TO GO SPILL GUTS AND BLOOD IN
THE MOST GHASTLY MANNER IN THE
NAME OF HUMANITY."
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> LET ME FINISH!
IT'S LARRY FLYNT.
"BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION.
WHAT IS MORE OBSCENE, SEX OR
WAR?"
>> THAT'S MY LINE.
HE STOLE MY LINE.
>> YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN
THIS SPEECH WAS MADE.
>> WHATEVER.
IT'S JUST A CONFIRMATION OF MY
INSPIRATION.
>> OH.
>> "EVERY DAY, THE MEDIA PLAYS
"EVERY DAY, THE MEDIA PLAYS GLORIFIED IMAGES OF VIOLENCE
INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE FACTS.
OVER 2 MILLION JUVENILES EVERY
YEAR ARE INCARCERATED FOR
VIOLENT CRIMES.
FACT -- ON AVERAGE, 32 PEOPLE
ARE KILLED BY HANDGUNS EVERY
SINGLE DAY.
BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE SHOWS THAT
CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 8
CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN REALITY AND FANTASY,
MAKING THEM VULNERABLE TO
ADOPTING THE VIOLENCE...
KIDS LIKE TO IMITATE THEIR
HEROES, AND SO MANY OF OUR
HEROES SOLVE PROBLEMS THROUGH
KILLING AND VIOLENCE."
WAKE UP.
WHEN DID YOU GO TO BED? >> 4:00 OR 5:00. >> UGH.
>> MM-HMM.
I FINISHED MY SPEECH.
>> REALLY?
>> DO YOU WANT TO READ IT?
>> YES.
CAN WE DO IT OUTSIDE, THOUGH?
I NEED NATURE.
I LOVE THIS, I LOVE THIS.
>> WHICH ONE?
>> "DEMOCRACY
>> - WHICH ONE? - >> "DEMOCRACY DON'T RULE THE WORLD.
>> "DEMOCRACY DON'T RULE THE WORLD. YOU BETTER GET THAT IN YOUR
DON'T RULE THE WORLD. YOU BETTER GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD.
THIS WORLD IS RULED BY VIOLENCE,
BUT I GUESS THAT'S BETTER LEFT
UNSAID."
>> DYLAN.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> YOU DO?
>> YES.
>> DO YOU MEAN IT?
>> YES!
>> WHOO!
>> >> WHOO! >> INCOMING!
>> WHOO! >> INCOMING! >> WHOA!
>> HERE IT IS.
>> A LITTLE SURPRISE.
>> UH-OH.
>> A LITTLE HOMAGE TO OUR
SISTERS IN PUSSY RIOT.
>> FREE THE NIPPLE! >> FREE THE NIPPLE! >> HEY!
FREE THE NIPPLE!
>> - HEY! - FREE THE NIPPLE!
FREE THE NIPPLE!
>> THERE YOU GO! >> HEY! >> YOU KNOW WHAT I READ?
I READ ONCE THAT IF YOU TAKE THE
BEST ORGASM YOU'VE EVER HAD --
RIGHT? -- AND YOU MULTIPLY IT
TIMES 100, IT'S LITERALLY A DROP
IN THE BUCKET COMPARED TO THE
BLISS YOU FEEL FROM
ENLIGHTENMENT.
>> WELL, NO WONDER ORGANIZED
RELIGIONS HATE PLEASURE FOR
PLEASURE'S SAKE.
>> YOU CAN'T GENERALIZE
RELIGION.
>> YES, I CAN.
THEY DEMONIZE IT.
THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
IT.
MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD, I THOUGHT
THAT GOD WAS UP THERE WATCHING
ME FUCK MYSELF IN MY BATHTUB.
>> >> WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH
MASTURBATING?
>> WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MASTURBATING? >> I'M NOT OBSESSED.
I JUST NEED A VARIETY OF WAYS
TO GET TURNED ON.
>> HMM.
>> FOR EXAMPLE, I HAVE STARTED
MASTURBATING TO VIDEOS OF MYSELF
MASTURBATING.
LIKE THIS MASTURBATION VIA
FEEDBACK LOOP.
>> NO WAY.
>> YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.
I ACTUALLY CAME -- LIKE,
EJACULATED.
>> STOP.
>> YOU'VE NEVER EJACULATED
BEFORE?
>> OH, MY GOD, STOP.
YOU'RE MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
YOU REALLY ARE.
>> NO, I'M NOT, I SWEAR.
IT'S AMAZING.
>> SO, HANG ON.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
>> YEAH?
>> SO, YOU -- YOU MASTURBATE...
>> ...TO VIDEOS OF YOURSELF
>> >> ...TO VIDEOS OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING.
>> ...TO VIDEOS OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING. >> YES. IT IS SO NARCISSISTIC,
BUT IT TOTALLY WORKS.
>> DAMN.
>> JESUS CHRIST!
YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-BAG.
>> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGASMS!
>> ORGASMS!
>> YEAH, IF WE CAN ACTUALLY,
LIKE, COLLABORATE AND MORPH IT
INTO ONE EVENT, THAT WOULD BE
AMAZING.
YEAH, I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO
DISRUPTIVE.
THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOD,
SPENCER, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU ARE MY GOD TODAY!
YES.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
OKAY.
YEAH, WE'LL SEND YOU ALL THE
INFORMATION.
OKAY, BYE.
NYMPHO!
¶ GET YOUR ASS IN HERE ¶
>> ¶ ...ONT CHANGé ¶
¶ BUT-EE-SO-SEE-SO ¶
>> COME HERE.
>> ¶ BUH DUNH BUH-BUH ¶
¶ DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUH ¶
¶ DUH DUH-DUH DUH ¶
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> ¶ DUH-DUH DUH ¶
>> WE ARE SO LUCKY.
YOU KNOW WHO JUST CONTACTED ME
RIGHT NOW?
>> WHO?
>> SPENCER TUNICK.
>> AMAZING.
>> HE'S HUGE!
SO, HE'S GONNA BE COLLABORATING
WITH US!
>> KICK-ASS!
>> WHEW.
OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DO
THE OTHER ONE FROM NOW ON.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, OKAY.
UH, YOU GO LIKE THIS?
>> YEAH.
- UH, YOU GO LIKE THIS? - >> YEAH.
>> - YEAH. - OH.
OH. >> DID I JUST CRACK YOUR
FINGERS?
>> YEAH.
- FINGERS? - >> YEAH.
>> - YEAH. - >> ¶ ILS ONT CHANGé MA CHANSON,
>> ¶ ILS ONT CHANGé MA CHANSON, MA ¶
¶ ILS ONT CHANGé MA CHANS-- ¶
>> OH. JIM BLACK.
>> OH, NO.
HELLO?
>> WITH, THEY AREN'T GONNA GIVE
US THE PERMITS.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD DO
THIS.
>> I'M SORRY. I TRIED.
I COULDN'T CONVINCE THEM.
THE MUSEUM IS AFRAID IT'LL
ENDANGER THEIR BUDGET.
I'M SORRY, WITH.
I WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT,
JIM.
BYE.
>> WHAT? >> WE LOST THE PERMITS. >> WHAT?!
>> IT'S OVER.
I FUCKED THIS UP.
>> IT'S OKAY, OKAY?
WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT,
YOU KNOW?
FORGET D.C.
>> THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
WITH?
>> WITH? LOOK AT ME.
WITH? LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M LETTING EVERYBODY DOWN, YOU KNOW?
>> YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN.
SORRY. >> IT'S FINE. UM...
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT. THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD. I WASN'T, LIKE, UM, PLANNING ON
DOING THAT OR ANYTHING.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> UM, I'M GOING OUT.
>> WITH, YOU STILL HAVE A TOWEL
ON YOUR HEAD.
AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES.
- ON YOUR HEAD. - AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES.
SORRY. >> CALI, WHO'S YOUR CONTACT IN D.C.?
GIVE ME THE NUMBER.
I WANT TO CALL THEM.
>> WHAT IS IT THAT YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO ACCOMPLISH?
>> CALI?
PLEASE GIVE ME THE NUMBER?
>> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY
TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS.
EVERYTHING IS BOOKED.
AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T, WE CAN'T
GET PERMITS.
ORGANIZING THOUSANDS OF TOPLESS
WOMEN COSTS A SHITLOAD OF MONEY
WE DON'T HAVE.
>> UH, PARDON ME FOR A SECOND.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR EYEBALLS,
RIGHT?
>> OBVIOUSLY.
>> WELL, SO, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU
GET ATTENTION IN THIS DAY AND
AGE?
YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE, GET SOME
SORT OF VIRAL HIT COUNT, BIEBER,
"GANGNAM STYLE," CATBABY THING,
RIGHT?
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU ARE NOT SUGGESTING WE ARE
DOING A MUSIC VIDEO.
>> I'M NOT, BUT THAT'S A VALID
ART FORM.
LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WHAT
DO YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE AN
IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT YOU WANT
TO GET OUT TO THE PEOPLE?
>> OOH, YOU UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK
STATUS.
>> OKAY. BUT TO MORE PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW? TO -- TO THE WORLD.
IF YOU WANT TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT...
>> PRESS CONFERENCE.
>> HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE.
EXACTLY.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, YOU GOT YOUR FRIEND, JIM,
RIGHT?
HE'S GOT THE PRESS IN HIS
POCKET.
WHY DON'T WE PUT ALL THAT
TOGETHER AND GRAB A MICROPHONE.
>> WHY WOULD ANYONE ELSE CARE?
>> YEAH, AND NO ONE'S GONNA GIVE
THREE SHITS ABOUT SOME SPEECH,
NO OFFENSE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
>> UNLESS YOU'RE TOPLESS.
>> WELL, WHAT'S THE HOOK?
OKAY, WHAT WOULD BE SO
UNDENIABLE THAT THE PRESS WOULD
HAVE TO COVER IT?
>> WAIT.
THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO JUST WREAK SOME SERIOUS STREET-ART HAVOC.
>> CAN WE DEFINE "HAVOC" QUICKLY
BEFORE THIS DOESN'T...
>> YEAH, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY
BAIL MONEY.
>> JUST HEAR ME OUT.
JUST A THOUGHT.
BUT WHAT IF, ON HALLOWEEN, WHILE
THE COPS ARE BUSY, WE GOT KILO
AND ELLE TO JUST GO OUT ON THE
STREET AND PASTE "FREE THE
FUCKING NIPPLE" EVERYWHERE.
SO, WHEN EVERYBODY WAKES UP ON
NOVEMBER 1st, IT'S LIKE THE
FIRST SNOW.
>> YES!
YES, I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING
WITH THIS.
KEEP GOING.
>> OKAY, GREAT.
AND THEN, THE NEXT DAY, WE HOLD
A PRESS CONFERENCE AND WE TAKE
FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE
TERRORIST ACT.
>> I FUCKING LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
I'M GONNA CALL JIM RIGHT NOW.
I'M ON IT, GUYS.
>> WHAT DAY ARE YOU GONNA DO
THIS?
>> NOVEMBER 1st.
JIM?
DID YOU -- DID YOU READ MY
SPEECH?
>> YEAH.
THE TOPLESS THING IS THE
TROJAN HORSE, BUT THE REAL
DIALOGUE THAT'S HAPPENING IS
ABOUT VIOLENCE.
YOUR MOVEMENT IS BECOMING
POIGNANT.
>> GREAT. THANK YOU.
>> WELL, LET ME OFF THE PHONE.
I'VE GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE.
>> OKAY, COOL.
THANK YOU. BYE.
HEY, CATHY.
>> HEY, CATHY. YEAH, IT'S JIM.
HEY, CATHY. YEAH, IT'S JIM. IS HE THERE?
WELL, GET HIM OUT OF THAT
MEETING.
>> HEY, UH, WITH? >> YEAH? >> COME CHECK THIS OUT.
I EDITED SOME STUFF TOGETHER.
IT'S VERY ROUGH, BUT IT CAN GIVE
YOU SORT OF A GENERAL IDEA OF
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
>> OH, THAT'S -- YOU FINISHED
IT.
EVERYONE!
>> NO, IT'S NOT FINISHED.
>> PEOPLE! HUMANS!
STOP. COME AND WATCH THIS.
ORSON JUST FINISHED THE CUT.
>> IT'S A ROUGH CUT, THOUGH,
NOT FINISHED, SO DON'T JUDGE TOO
HARSHLY.
>> WAIT.
THERE.
WE LIVE IN OPPRESSIVE TIMES.
WE, AS A NATION, BECOME OUR OWN
THOUGHT.
JESUS CHRIST IS ONE OF THE MOST
HISTORIC VICTIMS OF
CENSORSHIP.
AND EVEN MORE DISTURBING,
EVERY...
AND EVEN MORE -- AW.
AND EVEN MORE DISTURBING...
VICTIM OF CENSORSHIP, AND
PONTIUS PILATE WAS HIS CENSOR.
AND IF YOU HATE FREEDOM, MOVE TO
CHINA.
CENSORSHIP...
CENSORSHIP IS AN OBVIOUS
HALLMARK OF ANY FASCIST,
TYRANNICAL REGIME.
>> HEY.
>> IT'S 4:00 A.M.
>> >> IT'S 4:00 A.M. UH, YOU MUST CRASH.
>> IT'S 4:00 A.M. UH, YOU MUST CRASH. GOT A BIG NIGHT TOMORROW.
FUCK.
>> FUCK. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
FUCK. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. >> YEAH.
>> IT IS.
>> >> IT IS. OH, AND WE HAVE TO CALL A...
>> IT IS. OH, AND WE HAVE TO CALL A... LAWYER TO ARRANGE FOR SOME
BAIL MONEY, BECAUSE SOMEONE IS
DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY GETTING
ARRESTED.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU NERVOUS?
>> YEAH.
>> "DESTINY COMES TO THOSE WHO
LISTEN, AND FATE SORTS OUT
THE REST."
>> YEAH.
>> I'M SO
PROUD OF YOU.
>> PROUD OF ME?
>> AND OF US.
>> DON'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF US, TOO.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
>> WE ARE GETTING REPORTS IN THAT THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF NUDE AND SEMI-NUDE WOMEN RUNNING
AROUND THE STREETS OF
NEW YORK CITY.
SOURCES ARE SAYING THAT GIRLRILLAZ -- NIPPLE LIBERATION
FRONT -- IS BEHIND THIS FRENZY
OF... >> ...FLASH MOB OF TOPLESS
WOMEN, AS EVIDENCED BY THIS INFLUX OF "FREE THE NIPPLE"
POSTERS.
VARIOUS GIRLRILLAZ ART
INSTALLATIONS...
ONE...TWO...ACTION!
SET UP, TWO, ACTION!
>> ¶ I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN ¶ ¶ I'M DOWN, HEY, HEY ¶ ¶ MMM, MMM, MMM-MMM ¶
¶ MMM MMM MMM-MMM MMM-MMM-MMM ¶
¶ AND THE SUN WILL RISE ¶
¶ AND I'LL LOOK INTO THOSE
EYES ¶
¶ THAT SOMETIMES APPEAR AS MY
OWN ¶
¶ AND WE'LL SPREAD OUT OUR
WINGS ¶
¶ AND WE'LL FORGET ALL THESE
THINGS ¶
¶ AND INTO YOUR SOUL I WILL GO ¶
¶ I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN ¶
¶ I'M DOWN, HEY, HEY ¶
¶ BUMH BUMH BUH ¶
>> ¶ OOH-OOH OOH ¶
>> ¶ YEAH, YEAH ¶
>> - HOLY MOLY, LIZ. - SHE ACTUALLY LEFT HER HOUSE.
- ALERT THE MEDIA!
ALERT THE MEDIA!
- ALERT THE MEDIA! - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU FOR COMING. I'M SURE THAT A LOT OF YOU ARE
HERE PURELY BECAUSE YOU OWE ME
FAVORS.
- FAVORS. - OR I ONCE BAILED YOU OUT...
OR I ONCE BAILED YOU OUT... PETER.
- OR I ONCE BAILED YOU OUT... - PETER.
- >> OH, PETER.
>> OH, PETER. >> BUT, NO, REALLY, YOU ARE ALL
SOME OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL
BLOGGERS AND OPINION WRITERS I
KNOW, SO I THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I AM HERE IN LIEU OF MY GOOD
FRIEND WITH.
- FRIEND WITH. - >> OKAY, GUYS.
>> OKAY, GUYS. >> AND MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD SOME
MURMURINGS ABOUT HER GROUP OF
GIRLS THAT HAVE BEEN TAGGING
NEW YORK CITY WITH
"FREE THE NIPPLE."
I JUST ASK FOR A FEW MOMENTS OF
YOUR TIME TO WATCH A VIDEO
THAT WITH PUT TOGETHER.
AND IF NOT, WELL, I'LL JUST FUCK
OFF AND POST IT ON YouTube.
OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP.
- OFF AND POST IT ON YouTube. - OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP.
>> FILM CENSORS IN AMERICA, LIKE THE MPAA, ALLOW EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE, YET DISCOURAGE NUDITY
IN ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
ACTS OF HUMANKIND -- MAKING
LOVE.
- LOVE. - >> ¶ FREE THE NIPPLE IF YOU DARE
>> ¶ FREE THE NIPPLE IF YOU DARE TO ¶
¶ LIFE IS ALL TOO SHORT ¶
>> WELL, OUR SEXUALITY HAS BEEN
TAKEN AWAY FROM US AND IS
ESSENTIALLY BEING SOLD BACK TO
US THROUGH ADVERTISEMENT AND
ALL THIS STUFF.
>> ¶ ...THAT YOU SHOULD ¶ ¶ FREE THE NIPPLE, EVERYONE WHO
KEEPS AN OPEN DOOR ¶
¶ THEY ARE FREE TO LEAD YOU... ¶
ASHAMED OF! >> ¶ ...INTO THEIR UNIVERSE ¶
¶ AH AH ¶
¶ OH OH ¶
¶ AH AH ¶
¶ OH ¶
¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
>> >> ¶ AH ¶
>> AS A CITIZEN OF ONE OF THE MOST VIOLENT COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, I JUST WANT TO ASK ONE
SIMPLE QUESTION.
WHAT IS SO OBSCENE ABOUT A
WOMAN'S BODY?
IF RELIGIOUS LEADERS...
>> ...BELIEVE GOD CREATED MAN
AND WOMAN, AND THEY ARE SO
OFFENDED BY OUR BODIES...
>> ...DON'T ARREST US FOR
PUBLIC NUDITY.
>> COMPLAIN TO THE MANUFACTURER!
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR
GOD TO MAKE A LESS OBSCENE
VERSION OF US!
>> WHOO!
- VERSION OF US! - >> WHOO!
>> - WHOO! - >> SO, YOU'RE WATCHING THE MOVIE
>> SO, YOU'RE WATCHING THE MOVIE WE MADE -- ALL OF US.
JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO'D
NEVER MADE A MOVIE BEFORE.
SO, WHY DID WE MAKE IT?
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO CHANGE THE
WORLD.
YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
WE NEED NEW HEROES, NEW STORIES,
AND WE NEED THEM NOW.
>> ¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
- AND WE NEED THEM NOW. - >> ¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
>> ¶ AND MAKE IT RIGHT ¶
>> ¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY SONG, MA ¶ ¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
¶ WELL, IT'S THE ONLY THING I
COULD DO HALF RIGHT ¶
¶ IT'S TURNIN' OUT ALL WRONG,
MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
BRAIN, MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
BRAIN ¶
¶ WELL, THEY PICKED IT LIKE A
CHICKEN BONE ¶
¶ AND I THINK I'M HALF INSANE,
MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
BRAIN ¶
¶ I WISH I COULD FIND A BOOK
TO LIVE IN ¶
¶ WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD
BOOK ¶
¶ BECAUSE IF I COULD FIND A REAL
GOOD BOOK ¶
¶ I'D NEVER HAVE TO COME OUT AND
LOOK AT ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
¶ BUH DUH-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH-DUH
DUH ¶
¶ BUH DUH-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH ¶
¶ WELL, IF THE PEOPLE ARE BUYING
TEARS ¶
¶ I'LL BE RICH SOME DAY, MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
BRAIN ¶
>> ¶ YEAH, MAYBE I'LL BE
ALL RIGHT, MA ¶
¶ AND MAYBE I'LL BE OKAY ¶
¶ MA, IF THE PEOPLE ARE BUYING
TEARS ¶
¶ I'LL BE RICH SOME DAY, MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG, MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
¶ WELL, THEY TIED IT IN A
PLASTIC BAG ¶
¶ AND THEY SHOOK ME UPSIDE DOWN,
MA ¶
¶ LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY
SONG ¶
>> ¶ THERE'S A SHOWER OF LIGHT ¶
¶ SHOOTS ACROSS THE SKY ¶
¶ GENTLY FLOWING THE ENERGY ¶
¶ THE STARS FLICKER IN TIME FOR
YOU TONIGHT ¶
¶ IF I SEEM OUT OF PLACE NOW ¶
¶ I CAN SEE A WAY WHERE I MIGHT
BE FOUND ¶
¶ THERE'S A REASON THAT I'M
NEVER FOUND RIGHT ¶
¶ YOU ALWAYS PAINTED ME WRONG ¶